I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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