Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Randomize
