I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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