But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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