Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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