I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I will pee on everything he values.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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