As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
