At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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