What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
