I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
