North Korea, Best Korea!
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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