I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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