i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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