I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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