What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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