What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
it's like iHOP with fire
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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