I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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