Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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