sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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