Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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