He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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