Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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