her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
time to smoke my breakfast
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
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