I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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