I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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