There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I love having hate sex.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Randomize
