rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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