Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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