On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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