Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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