he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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