Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
now i know why i became what i already was.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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