There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize
