I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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