is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Ladies don't puke and tell
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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