We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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