i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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