David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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