be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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