Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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