dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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