so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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