My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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