therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
