When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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