he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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