I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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