I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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