It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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