Sponge bath it is.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Then you guys just all showered together...?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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