You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
