The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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