Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Don't make out with my wife yet
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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