When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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