you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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