I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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