oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My liver just broke up with me...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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